BLOW ME A KISS lyrics
Bob Kevian & Tom Griswold
(Impersonating Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis)

(Dino impersonation) Well Pally, it looks like our girls have dumped us...

(Jerry impersonation) I guess it's goodbye!

Is there anything you'd like to say to 'em Pally?

There sure is!

Baby, blow me...

A kiss as you're leaving...

Blow me...

Whoa! a kiss right now...

Cause if you're gonna leave me, honey, I will surely miss...

the way you blow me...

Blow me a kiss!

Wa-ha-ow!

Come on and blow me, Whoa!

A kiss like you mean it...

Blow me...

A kiss goodbye...

I really can't remember anything as hard as this...

So blow me...

Blow me a kiss.

Wa-ha-how!

Some things in life are hard to swallow...

Ho-Ho! she couldn't take it all!

She couldn't handle everything...

Woh-ho-ho, who could?

But if she comes back tomorrow....

I'll be shooting my wad,

[both Dean and Jerry] on flowers and a ring!

Honey, blow me...

Whoa, a kiss, as you're leaving, baby...

Blow me...

Whoa, a kiss as you go...

And always think about me...

As you're going down...

Your list.

Baby, blow me...

Blow me a kiss!

 

I'll miss her arms and her elbows...

Woh-oh, they're some nice ones!

I'll miss her legs so tall...

She's got some long legs, woh-ho

I'll miss her neck and her shoulders...

But I'll miss her head most of all!

Walk on baby!

[Instrumental section]

Baby, blow me...

Whoa, a kiss as you're leaving, baby!

Blow me...

Woh, a kiss as you go!

Whoa-ho, look out!

And if you wanna come home, honey, that's okay.

Just grab a hold of this...

[both]

And, baby, blow me...

Baby, won't you blow me?

Blow me a kiss!

Whoa-ho!

[incoherient Jerry rambling noises]